Untitled: a one-act play by Jessica
Scene 1: A dining room in Oakland.
Jessica: What do you think?
Tina: It’s not bad. It’s good.
Jessica: I should put it on the snack blog.
Tina: No. Don’t do that.
Jessica: So you don’t like it?
Tina: No, I like it. I just don’t want anyone to know that I ate this.
Curtain
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and any resemblance between the characters and persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
Untitled
A recipe by Jessica
Ingredients
4 slices sourdough bread, lightly toasted
Swiss cheese, sliced
2 eggs, scrambled
1 can Heinz Vegetarian Baked Beans
1. Preheat broiler or toaster oven. Cover toast with Swiss cheese. Place under broiler until cheese is melted.
2. Meanwhile, heat beans on stove.
3. Place cheesy toast on plate. Divide scrambled egg evenly among toast, top with beans.
posted by Jessica @ 1:15 PM
2 Comments:
Wow, that is SO incredibly fictional.
On second thought, this recipe sucks. Don't make it. It seemed edible at the time, but in recollection it was hella gross. The inspiration for this recipe came from a Brit, if that gives you any indication of how good it is.
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